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girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

ssbgifs:

Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.

holook:

bye

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE